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  1.       Duplique su espacio en disco, Borre el Windows.
  2.       Ya notastes que rapido va el Windows? Hey, ni siquiera yo lo he notado.
  3.       Windows Multitasking: arruinando varias cosas al mismo tiempo.
  4.       Windows: Convierte tu Pentium en XT
  5.       Windows: Traje de payaso para el DOS
  6.       Windows: Tan intuitivo, que viene con 6Mb. de archivos de ayuda.
  7.       Windows: Emulador de XT para ATs y superiores.
  8.       Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A and press any key to empty
  9.       Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done
  10.       Windows 95: New look, same multicrashing
  11.       Windows isn't a virus, viruses actually do something
  12.       OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]"
  13.       Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail
  14.       Time on your hands? Get Windows!
  15.       Microsoft Windows: a virus with mouse support
  16.       Sorry, this virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x
  17.       A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle
  18.       Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
  19.       Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows
  20.       Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore ...
  21.       Bugs come in through open Windows
  22.       DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1: a turtle and its shell
  23.       DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
  24.       Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
  25.       Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow
  26.       Have you crashed your Windows today?
  27.       If Windows is user friendly, why do you need a 678 page manual?
  28.       Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile
  29.       New from McAfee - WinScan: removes all Windows programs